A Woman's Best Protection Is

If You Ever Manage To Make A Fool Of Me, I'll Deserve What I Get.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.

You Know, I Have Had A Terrible Life. I Married Two Men I Really Didn't Like. My Only Daughter Was Killed In A Car Accident. My Brother Committed Suicide. Has My Life Been A Life For Anyone To Envy?

To Put A Woman On The Ticket Would Challenge The Loyalty Of Women Everywhere To Their Sex, Because It Would Be Made To Seem That The Defeat Of The Ticket Meant The Defeat For A Hundred Years Of Women's Chance To Be Truly Equal With Men In Politics.

There Is Nothing Like A Good Dose Of Another Woman To Make A Man Appreciate His Wife.