A Woman Is A Creature

All The Evil In The World Is The Fault Of The Self-styled Pure In Heart, A Result Of Their Eagerness To Unearth Secrets And Expose Them To The Light Of The Sun.

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

Who Would Prefer Peace To The Glory Of Hunger And Thirst, Of Wading Through Mud, And Dying In The Service Of One's Country?

A Golf Course Is The Epitome Of All That Is Purely Transitory In The Universe, A Space Not To Dwell In, But To Get Over As Quickly As Possible.

There Is No Better Way Of Exercising The Imagination Than The Study Of Law. No Poet Ever Interpreted Nature As Freely As A Lawyer Interprets The Truth.