A Woman Can't Be Alone.

A Smart Girl Is One Who Knows How To Play Tennis, Golf, Piano -- And Dumb.

Consider The Fellow. He Never Spends His Time Telling You About His Previous Night's Date. You Get The Idea He Has Eyes Only For You And Wouldn't Think Of Looking At Another Woman.

When I Was A Youngster I Lived With Different Families. I Nearly Always Felt Closer To The Man Of The House. Maybe Because I Always Dreamed Of Having A Father Of My Own.

Girls Shouldn't Worry About Being The Equal Of Men In The Business World.

When You're Young And Healthy You Can Plan On Monday To Commit Suicide, And By Wednesday You're Laughing Again.