A-well-a, Splish, Splash, I Forgot

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Just Call Me A Family Man And An Actor Who Digs His Whole Scene, Side Interests And All. Just Say I Feel Mighty Good At The Ripe Old Age Of 27.

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.

I Think Flip Wilson Is A Brillant Comedian.

The Sex Element Is The Most Important In The Business. You Must Sell Sex