A Violin Is The Revenge

Self-esteem, N. An Erroneous Appraisal.

Lecturer, N. One With His Hand In Your Pocket, His Tongue In Your Ear And His Faith In Your Patience.

Self-restraint Is Indulgence Of The Propensity To Forgo.

Moral, Adj. Conforming To A Local And Mutable Standard Of Right. Having The Quality Of General Expediency.

Scribbler, N. A Professional Writer Whose Views Are Antagonistic To One's Own.