A Unicorn Is A Donkey

I Do Cagefight Commentary In My Spare Time.

On My Left Knee I Have A Long Scar From An Acl Operation. I've Had Both Knees Reconstructed.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

I Talk So Much About Sex That Girls Just Want To Meet Me.

Reality Really Is Theater. There's No Other Way To Describe It. It's All So Nonsensical, Ridiculous And Chaotic.