A Turtle Does Come In

It's No Use Analyzing Your Life The Whole Time. Those Analyses Won't Help You When You're Dead

Grab Life By The Balls And Squeeze.

As Long As Each Day Comes With A Nice Fresh Cup Of Oakland Coffee Then Everything Will Be Alright.

I Started Playing Bass For The Same Reason Everyone Else Does – I’m A Lousy Guitarist.

Sometimes You Need Coffee, And Sometimes You Need A Bloody Mary.