A True Artist Is Not

An Elegant Woman Is A Woman Who Despises You And Has No Hair Under Her Arms.

Wars Have Never Hurt Anybody Except The People Who Die.

I Was Never Capable Of Being An Average Pupil. I Would Either Seem Refractory To Any Teaching And Give The Impression Of Being Completely Dumb Or I Would Fling Myself On My Work With A Frenzy, A Patience, And A Willingness To Learn That Astonished Everybody. But To Awaken My Zeal, It Was Necessary To Offer Me Something I Liked. Once My Appetite Had Been Whetted, I Became Ravenously Hungry.

Those Who Do Not Want To Imitate Anything, Produce Nothing.

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.