A Tree Falls The Way

Everybody Needs Money. That's Why They Call It Money.

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat Everything.

There Are Two Dilemmas That Rattle The Human Skull: How Do You Hang On To Someone Who Won't Stay? And How Do You Get Rid Of Someone Who Won't Go?

America's Racist, So What Do You Expect.