A Tragic Life Is Romantic

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Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Jogging Is Very Beneficial. It's Good For Your Legs And Your Feet. It's Also Very Good For The Ground. If Makes It Feel Needed.

Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.