A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.

Reading Is Like Permitting A Man To Talk A Long Time, And Refusing You The Right To Answer.