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I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials, As Do I. I Think They're Very Entertaining. You Just Have To Wade Through All The Garbage. That's One Of The Reasons People Watch The Super Bowl. A Lot Of Them Watch It To See The Commercials And Not The Actual Game.

Breaking News: Winds So Strong In Nyc The Statue Of Liberty's Gown Just Blew Off!

I Play A Lot Of Sports. I'm Not Real Good At Any Of Them. I'm Above Adequate.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.

I Think The Education System Is Great Just The Way It Is. There's Kids In My Neighborhood In Los Angeles, Seven Years Old, That Can Already Speak Fluent Spanish.