A Soul Is But The

If You Prefer Illusions To Realities, It Is Only Because All Decent Realities Have Eluded You And Left You In The Lurch; Or Else Your Contempt For The World Is Mere Hypocrisy And Funk.

There Is No Cure For Birth And Death Save To Enjoy The Interval.

The Fly That Prefers Sweetness To A Long Life May Drown In Honey.

Advertising Is The Modern Substitute For Argument; Its Function Is To Make The Worse Appear The Better.

Wisdom Lies In Taking Everything With Good Humor And A Grain Of Salt.