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And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

I Have Never Known A Person To Live To Be One Hundred And Be Remarkable For Anything Else.