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Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

Every Man Has His Follies - And Often They Are The Most Interesting Thing He Has Got.

The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.

Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.