A Shamefaced Man Makes A

I'm In A Place Where I Don't Know Where I Am!

She Sent Him A Warm And Gentle Wind, And Lord Odysseus Was Happy As He Set His Sails To Catch The Breeze. He Sat Beside The Steering Oar And Used His Skill To Steer The Raft.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

The Sex Is Ever To A Soldier Kind.

Few Sons Are Like Their Fathers - Many Are Worse, Few Better.