A Rose By Any Other

Even The Elders Can Give A Number Of Helpful Hints.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And Therefore Will Not Be Derided As A Moss-back. Roll As Much As Possible.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.