A Real Pleasure Is A

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew Who Wrote In Plain And Simple Prose.

Love Is A Taste Of Paradise.