A Real Important Thing Is

I Wouldn't Wanna Go Out Not Looking Like The Dolly People Have Come To Know, Because I've Come To Know Her That Way, Too.

I Have Had Some Cosmetic Surgery, Especially After I Lost Weight And Stuff, And I've Had My Breasts Lifted - But Not Injected. That Would Scare Me To Death, Anyway.

You Don't See Too Many Atheists On The Deathbed. They All Start Cramming Then.

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.

I've Never Let A Rhinestone Go Unturned