The Minute I Think I'm

You Don't Get Hurt Running Straight Ahead...three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust Offense. I Will Pound You And Pound You Until You Quit.

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.

You Can Never Really Pay Back. You Can Only Pay Forward.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?

The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To Be A Fun Reward.