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In The Good Old Days Physicists Repeated Each Other's Experiments, Just To Be Sure. Today They Stick To Fortran, So That They Can Share Each Other's Programs, Bugs Included.

Object-oriented Programming Is An Exceptionally Bad Idea Which Could Only Have Originated In California.

Program Testing Can Be Used To Show The Presence Of Bugs, But Never To Show Their Absence!

When Building Sand Castles On The Beach, We Can Ignore The Waves But Should Watch The Tide.

The Lurking Suspicion That Something Could Be Simplified Is The World's Richest Source Of Rewarding Challenges.