Despotism Is A Long Crime.

Jesus Wept; Voltaire Smiled. From That Divine Tear And From That Human Smile Is Derived The Grace Of Present Civilization.

God Was Bored By Him.

Friend Is Sometimes A Word Devoid Of Meaning; Enemy, Never.

Indigestion Is Charged By God With Enforcing Morality On The Stomach.

As For Methods Of Prayer, All Of Them Are Good As Long As They Are Sincere.