A Philistine Is Habitually Bored

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

Many Desire To Kill Me, And Many Wish To Spend An Hour Chatting With Me. The Law Protects Me From The Former.

Moral Responsibility Is What Is Lacking In A Man When He Demands It Of A Woman.

The Blind Won't Admit That I Have Eyes In My Head, And The Deaf Say That I'm Dumb.

I Can Say With Pride That I Have Spent Days And Nights Not Reading Anything, And That With Unflagging Energy I Use Every Moment Toacquire Gradually An Encyclopedic Lack Of Education.