A Pest Is A Person

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.