A Pessimist Sees The Glass

It's Much Harder To Be A Liberal Than A Conservative. Why? Because It Is Easier To Give Someone The Finger Than A Helping Hand.

Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.

Hollywood Has Always Been Political. They Consider It Their Right And Duty To Tell Us What Is Politically Good And Right.

Anyone Who Gives A Surgeon Six Thousand Dollars For Breast Augmentation Should Give Some Thought To Investing A Little More In Brain Augmentation.

All That Proves Is That Most Of The World Is Too Poor To Build Bowling Alleys, Golf Courses, Tennis Courts And Baseball Fields. There's Hundreds Of Millions Of Poor People Out There Who Still Ain't Got Indoor Plumbing, But That Don't Mean There's Something Great About An Outhouse. Soccer Is Boring. I've Never Seen A More Boring Sport.