A Person Doesn't Know How

Tv Has Had A Stronger Impact On Our Society Than Any Single Invention Since The Automobile. It Has Put The Dead Hand On Conversation.

Keep In Mind That The True Measure Of An Individual Is How He Treats A Person Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One.

All Married Couples Should Learn The Art Of Battle As They Should Learn The Art Of Making Love.