A Nation That Will Not

Penitent, Adj. Undergoing Or Awaiting Punishment.

Glutton- A Person Who Escapes The Evils Of Moderation By Committing Dyspepsia.

Photograph: A Picture Painted By The Sun Without Instruction In Art.

The World Has Suffered More From The Ravages Of Ill-advised Marriages Than From Virginity.

To Be Comic Is Merely To Be Playful, But Wit Is A Serious Matter. To Laugh At It Is To Confess That You Do Not Understand.