A Month's Salary, Deep Regret,

If I Were To Believe In A God L Would Believe In Gods. I Think Monotheism Is The Really Ghastly Thing. That Is The Absolutely Staggering To Me Misapprehension.

I'm Fat Because I'm Greedy, And If My Mind Is Fat It's Because I'm Curious.

Sex Without Smiling Is As Sickly And As Base As Vodka And Tonic Without Ice.

Compromise Is A Stalling Between Two Fools.

One Of The Traps Of Adolescence Is The Sort Of Paranoid Resentment That Somehow You're Never Going To Match Up And That Everybody Else's Life Is Going To Be Better And Finer And Fuller. That Everyone Else Attended Some Secret Lesson In Which How To Live Was Taught And You Had A Dental Appointment That Day, Or You Were Somehow Not Invited. And The Point Of Great Writers Like Wilde Is That They Make That Invitation To You.