A Man's Head Is His

Something Did Happen To Me Somewhere That Robbed Me Of Confidence And Courage And Left Me With A Fear Of Discovery And Change And A Positive Dread Of Everything Unknown That May Occur.

We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter In Most Situations, Give Or Take A Dentist.

When I Look Up, I See People Cashing In. I Don't See Heaven Or Saints Or Angels. I See People Cashing In On Every Decent Impulse And Every Human Tragedy.

Major Major Never Sees Anyone In His Office While He's In His Office.

From Now On I'm Thinking Only Of Me." Major Danby Replied Indulgently With A Superior Smile: "but, Yossarian, Suppose Everyone Felt That Way." "then," Said Yossarian, "i'd Certainly Be A Damned Fool To Feel Any Other Way, Wouldn't I?