A Man Must Not Deny

A Budget Tells Us What We Can't Afford, But It Doesn't Keep Us From Buying It.

A Hotel Isn't Like A Home, But It's Better Than Being A House Guest.

We Always Admire The Other Person More After We've Tried To Do His Job.

The Best Sermon Is Preached By The Minister Who Has A Sermon To Preach And Not By The Man Who Has To Preach A Sermon.

Few Women Are Dumb Enough To Listen To Reason.