A Man Is Known By

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

I Would Like To Throw An Egg Into An Electric Fan.

Only The Young Die Good.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.