A Man Doesn't Have Vacation

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.