A Luxury Liner Is Really

She Was Good At Playing Abstract Confusion In The Same Way That A Midget Is Good At Being Short.

I Love Reading About The Sea. I Love Reading About It A Lot More Than Actually Being On The Sea, When You Think About It.

Television Is Simultaneously Blamed, Often By The Same People, For Worsening The World And For Being Powerless To Change It.

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

The Streets, At Least In This Part Of Town, Seemed Impossibly Clean In Comparison To London. The Public Telephones Were Unvandalised. For A London Telephone Booth To Look Like That It Would Have To Be Guarded Around The Clock By The Sas.