A Lotta Christians Wear Crosses

Yesterday, Some Hooligans Knocked Over A Dustbin In Shaftesbury.

If You Are Living For Tomorrow, You Will Always Be One Day Behind.

You Think When Jesus Comes Back, He Really Wants To See A Cross? That's Like Going Up To Jackie Onassis With A Rifle Pendant On.

What Strikes Me As Funny About Elvis Is That All The Impersonators Choose To Do The Vegas Elvis; Not The Young, Cool Guy, Always The Bloated Fool.

If I Thought The Jews Killed God, I'd Worship The Jews.