A Lot Of Food Criticism

Traditionally, Lots Of Vagrants And Unemployable Characters Wind Up Working In Kitchens.

Why Play A Chord When You Can Play One Note?

Men Behave Very Oddly In The Company Of Attractive Women.

Anyone Can Play An Instrument If You Show Them How To Move Their Limbs, Lips Or Fingers The Right Way. It's Irrelevant. What Is Relevant Is Personality, Energy, Creativity And Disturbing Sense Of Humour.

You Can Only Begin To Be Great When You Embrace A Sense Of Your Own Ridiculousness.