A Lollipop Is A Cross

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?

I Can't Wait To Get Off The Stage, Because I've Got Some Lifesavers In My Pocket And Pineapple Is Next!

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Went To A Pizzeria. The Guy Gave Me The Smallest Slice Possible. If The Pizza Was A Pie Chart With What Would You Do If You Found A Million Dollars, He Gave Me The "donate It To Charity" Slice. "i'd Like To Exchange This For The 'keep It!'"

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.