A Little Lawyer On The

My Goal As A Writer Is More To Comfort Than To Disturb.

My Family Could Only Afford To Get Me The Box Of Eight Crayola Crayons, But I Craved The One With All 24 Colours. I Wanted Magenta And Turquoise And Silver And Gold.

Paul Simon Started Piling Up A Lot Of Words, More Than The Bar Could Handle, And I Stopped!

I Never Loved A Man As Far As I Could Pitch My Shoe.

I Met A Redneck On A Grecian Isle Who Did The Goat Dance Very Well.