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An Education Is The Investment With The Greatest Returns.

Mankind Are Very Odd Creatures: One Half Censure What They Practice, The Other Half Practice What They Censure; The Rest Always Say And Do As They Ought.

Do Not Let Fancy Outrun Your Means.

A Light Purse Is A Heavy Curse.

Here's To Our Beloved George Washington, The Joshua Of America, Who Commanded The Sun And The Moon To Stand Still - And They Obeyed.