A Husband Is A Man

Experience, They Say, Is The Best Teacher, But We Get The Grade First And The Lesson Later.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Being Interested Is More Important Than Being Interesting.

Some Women Have The Best Husbands. Others Make The Best Of The Husbands They Have.

Maturity Isn't A Product Of Growing Older. It's A Product Of Growing Wiser.