A Great Man's Manias Must

He Who Has Found A Good Wife Has Found Great Happiness, But A Quarrelsome Woman Is Like A Roof That Lets In The Rain.

It Is Often Said That In Prosperity We Have Many Friends, But That We Are Usually Neglected When Things Go Badly. I Disagree. Not Only Do Malicious People Flock About Us In Order To Witness Our Ruin, But Other Unfortunates As Well, Who Have Been Kept Away By Our Happiness, And Now Feel Close To Us On Account Of Our Troubles.

The Really Great Novel Tends To Be The Exact Negative Of Its Author's Life.

We Don't Go To School To Learn, But To Be Soaked In The Prejudices Of Our Class, Without Which We Should Be Useless And Unhappy.

To Be Witty Is Not Enough. One Must Possess Sufficient Wit To Avoid Having Too Much Of It.