A Great Man Always Knows

The Young People Think The Old People Are Fools -- But The Old People Know The Young People Are Fools.

The Saddest Thing In Life And The Hardest To Live Through, Is The Knowledge That There Is Someone You Love Very Much Whom You Cannot Save From Suffering.

If Only-if Only, Hastings, You Would Part Your Hair In The Middle Instead Of At The Side! What A Difference It Would Make To The Symmetry Of Your Appearance. And Your Moustache. If You Must Have A Moustache, Let It Be A Real Moustache-a Thing Of Beauty Such As Mine.

In My Experience, People Who Go About Looking For Trouble Usually Find It.

If Anyone Is Really Determined To Lend You A Book, You Never Can Get Out Of It!