A Good Husband Makes A

England Is The Paradise Of Women, The Purgatory Of Men, And The Hell Of Horses.

Who Will Not Suffer Labor In This World, Let Him Not Be Born.

To Long For That Which Comes Not. To Lie A-bed And Sleep Not. To Serve Well And Please Not. To Have A Horse That Goes Not. To Have A Man Obeys Not. To Lie In Jail And Hope Not. To Be Sick And Recover Not. To Lose One's Way And Know Not. To Wait At Door And Enter Not, And To Have A Friend We Trust Not: Are Ten Such Spites As Hell Hath Not.

Fish Marreth The Water, And Flesh Doth Dress It

One Hand Washeth Another, Both The Face. [lat., Una Mano Lava L'altra, Ed Ambedue Lavano Il Volto.]