A Glimpse Into The World

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.

All Love Scenes Started On The Set Are Continued In The Dressing Room.

In Films Murders Are Always Very Clean. I Show How Difficult It Is And What A Messy Thing It Is To Kill A Man.

I'm A Writer And, Therefore, Automatically A Suspicious Character.