A Fool Is Someone Whose

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The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

An Act Of Justice Closes The Book On A Misdeed; An Act Of Vengeance Writes One Of Its Own

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Revenge Feels Right Only To Those Directly Involved. Justice Feels Right Even To Outsiders.