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The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Although Spoken English Doesn't Obey The Rules Of Written Language, A Person Who Doesn't Know The Rules Thoroughly Is At A Great Disadvantage.

Scientists And Creationists Are Always At Odds, Of Course.

Know How To Behave At A Buffet. Take A Clean Plate For A Second Helping.

Know What To Do If You Feel Faint Or Dizzy, Especially If You Might Fall And Hit Your Head.