A Fool And His Money

Basketball Is Great; No One In Europe Seems To Believe Just How Close The Spectators Can Sit To The Players.

Everything's So Repressive Now - It's The No Generation. You Can't Do Anything, You Can't Eat Anything, You Have To Abstain.

I Dont Know About Brad Pitt Leaving That Beautiful Woman To Go Hold Orphans For Angelina. I Mean How Long Is That Going To Last?

The Hardest Thing About Sex Scenes Is That Everybody Is A Judge. I Don't Know The Last Time You Murdered Somebody Or Blew Anyone's Brains Out, But Everyone Has Had Sex And Probably This Morning, Which Means Everyone Has An Opinion On How It Should Be Done.

Being Single Is Pretty Good. It's A Nice Sense Of Irresponsibility.