A First-rate Marriage Is Like

Neurotics Expect You To Remember All The Things That They Tell You, And Many That They Don't.

It's Innocence When It Charms Us, Ignorance When It Doesn't.

Likely As Not, The Child You Can Do The Least With Will Do The Most To Make You Proud.

Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse; In Its Presence, We Are Vulgar.

Every Now And Then You Run Across Radiantly Attractive People And You're Delighted To Find They Adore You, Till You Realize That They Adore Just About Everybody - And That's What's Made Them Radiantly Attractive.