A Father Is A Thousand

The Best Reply To An Atheist Is To Give Him A Good Dinner And Ask Him If He Believes There Is A Cook.

When A Man Points A Finger At Someone Else, He Should Remember That Four Of His Fingers Are Pointing At Himself.

In Cross Examination, As In Fishing, Nothing Is More Ungainly Than A Fisherman Pulled Into The Water By His Catch.

Where There Is No Difference, There Is Only Indifference.

A Graceful Taunt Is Worth A Thousand Insults.