A Dog Who Thinks He

Generally Speaking, It Is Inhumane To Detain A Fleeting Insight.

A Dog Who Thinks He Is A Man's Best Friend Is A Dog Who Obviously Has Never Met A Tax Lawyer.

Your Life Story Would Not Make A Good Book. Don't Even Try.

Civilised Adults Do Not Take Apple Juice With Dinner.

The First Time I Ever Saw Platform Shoes In The '70s, I Knew They'd Been Revived From The '40s, And I Felt Sickened. And For Whatever Reason, They Keep Getting Revived. They've Come Back Four Times. I Wish We Could Let Them Die. They Want To Die. They Were Horrible Then, They're Horrible Now.