A Crumb Is A Great

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

Trying To Be Happy By Accumulating Possessions Is Like Trying To Satisfy Hunger By Taping Sandwiches All Over Your Body

All Music Is The Blues. All Of It.

I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.