A Bore: One Who Knows

People Will Disapprove Of You If You're Unhappy, Or If You're Happy In The Wrong Way.

God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.

Neurotics Make Poor Patriots; If You're Ashamed Of Something As Big As Yourself, It's Hard To Be Proud Of Something As Small As Your Country.

The Total History Of Almost Anyone Would Shock Almost Everyone.

Neurotics Expect You To Remember All The Things That They Tell You, And Many That They Don't.