A Blot In Thy Escutcheon

Urgent Necessity Prompts Many To Do Things.

The Reason For The Unreason With Which You Treat My Reason , So Weakens My Reason That With Reason I Complain Of Your Beauty.

And For The Citation Of So Many Authors, 'tis The Easiest Thing In Nature. Find Out One Of These Books With An Alphabetical Index, And Without Any Farther Ceremony, Remove It Verbatim Into Your Own... There Are Fools Enough To Be Thus Drawn Into An Opinion Of The Work; At Least, Such A Flourishing Train Of Attendants Will Give Your Book A Fashionable Air, And Recommend It For Sale.

Journey Over All The Universe In A Map, Without The Expense And Fatigue Of Traveling, Without Suffering The Inconveniences Of Heat, Cold, Hunger, And Thirst.

Wine In Excess Keeps Neither Secrets Nor Promises.